$92.74 - Twitch of a finger... — LiveJournal

Dear B&H,

It's now been more than a month since we had our credit card transaction, and I still don't have my 5-in-1 collapsible reflector, or my Rosco gels. It's been so long since I ordered I don't even remember if anything beyond those two things was on the order.

I want you to know that I have contacted voodoo Shamanists from around the world to put pains in the bellies of your staff. I have also broken 1,000 mirrors in your name and called the lottery fairy and told her to deny all your ticket numbers until I receive my parcel from you...

I have also commenced in talking all MANNER of shit about you on the internet.

Thank you for your understanding,

-
James