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Nov. 25th, 2008 | 01:48 pm
location: Pain Keep.
mood: aggravatedaggravated
music: Guns N Roses - Shackler's Revenge/Guns n Roses - Chinese Democracy



Dear B&H,

It's now been more than a month since we had our credit card transaction, and I still don't have my 5-in-1 collapsible reflector, or my Rosco gels. It's been so long since I ordered I don't even remember if anything beyond those two things was on the order.

I want you to know that I have contacted voodoo Shamanists from around the world to put pains in the bellies of your staff. I have also broken 1,000 mirrors in your name and called the lottery fairy and told her to deny all your ticket numbers until I receive my parcel from you...

I have also commenced in talking all MANNER of shit about you on the internet.

Thank you for your understanding,

-
James



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